You know what else: I have always failed *catastrophically* at self promotion since I'm terrible at having the drive to make clips of myself and the vast majority of twitter has absolutely no idea what I even sound like

My voice has two modes: Exhausted goblin and soft-voiced executive assistant. There is no in-between. I'd describe the second as a potential "on" voice since I can sustain it for long periods of time, but the reason for this is *this is the voice I default to when I'm actively ill*

Actively, as opposed to passively. I'm always passively ill.