I swear by god this legit happened!!!
I was going home from a further away grocery shop because they accept my disability pay card.
On the way home some guy is watching something on his phone, and as I get closer, I hear
"... maybe if we get 2 girls and a cup--"
"No, that's not it, it's not STRONG ENOUGH! Get a guy and something bigger than a cup!"
And as I walk away from this guy, I can't help but have a O_O face.