I just saw the biggest fucking roach I've ever seen flipped over on its back on my kitchen floor.
I literally said out loud "wow. I almost feel bad for you. But you have taken too much time in my apartment, and you don't pay rent, so now you must pay." And I sprayed it with Raid.
IS THIS MY VILLAIN ARC WHY TF DID I SAY THAT TO A BUG LMAOOOOOOO