I'm debating if I should turn Vivi into a fur hat after tonight. I guess it was the zoomies? All I know is, I was going down the steps and felt 20lbs of fur hit my lower back, striking the bad disk. I didn't fall down the steps, thankfully, but I have so many questions.......Did he launch off the top step? Cause he hit me, dropped and continued to run down the steps as if nothing happened.

I'm too sober for his antics tonight........

I'm also recovering from my uterus celebrating the eyes of March, making me take up the role of Caeser. After this week of hell, I need to have the dark hu